Gelt Melts Album Version Appears On Hanukkah Rocks Lyrics Adam Gardner Dave Schneider Music Adam Gardner Dave Schneider Producer Adam Gardner Dave Schneider  Album Version Sessionography Adam Gardner vocals, guitar Dave Schneider vocals, guitar Jon Aley bass Rob Schwimmer keys Michael Azerrad drums

Album Version

Gelt melts Gelt melts Gelt melts Just because it looks like funny money In your pocket it's chocolate runny Heat's the enemy, it's not your friend Golden coins melting in your hand Everyone knows chicks love chocolate Fires them up like a bottle rocket Rip the tin off right away I think you know what we're trying to say You gotta get it while you can 'Cause it won't last long We don't claim to understand But we're not wrong And your good thing will be gone Gelt melts Gelt melts Gelt melts Don't throw it at your baby brother Better run now, here comes your mother Comin' at you with a wooden spoon Still covered with her chicken soup Grandma's couch with the plastic coating Fifty coins later, stomach's bloating If goys can eat a chocolate bunny Why can't we eat chocolate money? You gotta get it while you can 'Cause it won't last long We don't claim to have the answer In this song But your good thing will be gone Gelt melts Gelt melts Gelt melts Gelt melts