Jewish Girls (At The Matzoh Ball)
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I saw you on a Tuesday at the deli Then on Wednesday you were at the bank I should've asked the digits to your celli But my tongue was tied My mind just drew a blank On Friday my friend dragged me to a Jewish singles event I told him there are better ways my time could be spent He said "I think you ought to reconsider 'Cause loneliness won't keep you warm in winter" Jewish girls all shapes and sizes Waiting for you at the ball Find that girl who's pretty and loquacious Settle down, find a place So there I was at the Jewish community center Sitting on a metal fold-out chair While everybody's dancing to Madonna I wondered how she got into Kabbalah (Madonna...Kabbalah...) Then suddenly I saw you with your cashmere shawl The girl from the deli who caught my eye I never thought I'd meet you at a Matzoh Ball Who knew you were a member of the tribe? Jewish girls all shapes and sizes Waiting for you at the ball Find that girl who's pretty and loquacious Settle down, find a place Jewish girls all shapes and sizes Hanging out at the ball Make your Mom so happy she's ecstatic You're taking home a Jewish girl | |||||||||