How Do You Spell Channukkahh?
Album Version Appears On Hanukkah Rocks
Lyrics
Adam Gardner
Dave Schneider
Music
Adam Gardner
Dave Schneider
Producer
Adam Gardner
Dave Schneider

 Album Version Sessionography
Adam Gardner vocals, guitar
Dave Schneider vocals, guitar
Jon Aley bass
Rob Schwimmer keys
Michael Azerrad drums
Album Version
Is it with a C or H?
I M confused
What about those N's and K's?
Do you use one or two?
I remember when I was
Back in elementary school
A Spanish kid told me
That it starts with a silent J
But Julio was wrong
Or maybe he was right
Can someone decide?
Make up your mind!

Tried spellcheck
And Webster's
Is there an answer to my question?
Someone please help me
Just tell me
How do you spell Channukkahh?

I was watching a spelling bee
On ESPN2
And these kids were spelling words
That don't come naturally to me or you
Like oligarchy, solipsism, bouillabaisse, epistemology, insouciant
Onomatopoeia, syllogism, perspicacious, hypothalamus
There were some other ones...
Hot dog!
No...antidisestablishmentarianism.
Yeah, I like hot dogs
Well, I bet they would get stumped
If they had to spell Channukkahh

No one can tell
We don't mean to dwell
But how do you spell...?
Tried spellcheck
And Webster's
Is there an answer to this question?
Someone please tell me
How do you spell...?
Ask teachers
Ask family
Nobody ever knows the answer
Someone please help me
Just tell me
How do you spell Channukkahh?

No one can tell
We don't mean to dwell
But how do you spell...?

Tried spellcheck
And Webster's
Is there an answer to this question?
Won't someone
Please tell me
How do you spell...?
Ask teachers
Ask family
But nobody ever knows the answer
Someone
Anyone
Somebody!
How do you spell Channukkahh?