At The Timeshare Album Version Appears On Hanukkah Rocks Lyrics Adam Gardner Dave Schneider Music Adam Gardner Dave Schneider Producer Adam Gardner Dave Schneider  Album Version Sessionography Adam Gardner vocals, guitar Dave Schneider vocals, guitar Jon Aley bass Rob Schwimmer keys Michael Azerrad drums  Album Version Guests Rita "mom" Johnson phone call The Timeshare Choir vocals

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My mother says she likes it up here But she'd rather be down there Where? At the timeshare Down in Boca Or was it Boynton? Or Daytona? It doesn't matter just as long as It's in Florida (Oh David?) Yes Mom? (We had the most wonderful wonderful band at the clubhouse Thursday night.) Who was that, Ma? (Tony Orlando and Dawn, but Dawn was sick, so they had a special guest - a multi-instrumentalist - to play the keyboards. He had all sorts of wonderful buttons on the top. He was the big to-do!) My mother says it won't be long Before she lives there all year round Where? In Miami With Saul and Shecky Playing pinochle and gin rummy Or was it bridge or maybe bingo? It doesn't matter just as long as It's in Florida (OK, play it for your mother!) Everybody! At the timeshare Down in Boca Or was it Boynton? Or Daytona? Maybe Naples Perhaps Captiva Or Tallahassee (But there's no Jews there!) It doesn't matter just as long as It's in Florida (I hope Adam's mom is doing this crap for the record!)