At The Timeshare
Album Version Appears On Hanukkah Rocks
Lyrics
Adam Gardner
Dave Schneider
Music
Adam Gardner
Dave Schneider
Producer
Adam Gardner
Dave Schneider

 Album Version Sessionography
Adam Gardner vocals, guitar
Dave Schneider vocals, guitar
Jon Aley bass
Rob Schwimmer keys
Michael Azerrad drums

 Album Version Guests
Rita "mom" Johnson phone call
The Timeshare Choir vocals
Album Version
My mother says she likes it up here
But she'd rather be down there
Where?
At the timeshare
Down in Boca
Or was it Boynton?
Or Daytona?
It doesn't matter just as long as
It's in Florida

(Oh David?)
Yes Mom?
(We had the most wonderful wonderful band at the clubhouse Thursday night.)
Who was that, Ma?
(Tony Orlando and Dawn, but Dawn was sick, so they had a special guest - a multi-instrumentalist - to play the keyboards. He had all sorts of wonderful buttons on the top. He was the big to-do!)

My mother says it won't be long
Before she lives there all year round
Where?
In Miami
With Saul and Shecky
Playing pinochle and gin rummy
Or was it bridge or maybe bingo?
It doesn't matter just as long as
It's in Florida

(OK, play it for your mother!)

Everybody!
At the timeshare
Down in Boca
Or was it Boynton?
Or Daytona?
Maybe Naples
Perhaps Captiva
Or Tallahassee
(But there's no Jews there!)
It doesn't matter just as long as
It's in Florida

(I hope Adam's mom is doing this crap for the record!)