"So I've been reading my book."
"Yeah?"
"And it says that at four weeks, it's as big as a grain of rice."
"Our little grain of rice!"
"But it doesn't say whether it's sticky or white."
"Or wild."
"Or long-grain."
"Actually, now that I think about it, it's obviously brown rice."
Green Bean: April 2006 Archives
"I bought this magazine yesterday...'Pregnancy' Magazine."
"Hm. Maybe I should just start calling you Nancy."
"Nancy?"
"You know...preg-."
"Nancy Preg?"
She got it a minute later.
