Except this time, the guy was talking as he came in. And he was talking business, not just a chat with his buddy. And continued to talk as he was urinating. And then, just in case there was any doubt as to whether his conversation partner was aware that he was in the bathroom, the guy actually, boldfaced, all-caps FLUSHED THE TOILET WHILE STILL ON THE PHONE.
I'm kind of glad that I waited to see if he'd flush, because I'm convinced that if I had in fact bellowed "IT'S A SHITTER, NOT A PHONE BOOTH!", this person would probably have thrown me out the window rather than apologize for his fecal indiscretion.
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