February 2007 Archives

Official Cheez Doodle sponsor?

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I can't believe I considered my life complete before now, since the Red Sox have now announced that they have an official Potato Chip and Cheez Doodle sponsor for the team.

Seriously? Cheez Doodle sponsor? Considering Wise is the only company that MAKES Cheez Doodles, that seems to be a bit of a low aim, don't you think? Why not aim for the official cheese-flavored puffy snack item of the Olde Towne Team? Or is Cheetos now in line for the official Cheeto sponsor of the team? Chester Cheetah must be despondent today. It ain't easy bein' cheesy, indeed.

My wife, ladies and gentlemen

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Mrs.Dave In honour of it being pitchers and catchers day, I have dressed your daughter in her Red Sox onesie, which is 0-6 months, so she is swimming in it.

Letter to the Bean - 2 months

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Hi Bean!

Two months have gone by now since you graced us with your presence. Lately, you and I look like this:

That picture will be the first example of you knocking a guy off his feet. Because if it's at all possible, you've gotten cuter over the last month. Your hair isn't exactly cooperating, but your eyelashes are almost long enough to braid, and you're now opening your eyes and even smiling with great regularity. Of course, who could resist a face like this?

The smiles are what have really made the last month for us. I think you recognize your own name, even, as long as we say it right (in a high-pitched voice, repeated multiple times). You also smile at the mobile above your bed, most of the toys we hold in front of your face, even your light switch:

You've also started taking a bottle, for which Mommy and Mommy's boobs are eternally grateful. And what's even better, you don't care who gives it to you - Mommy, Daddy and Gram have fed you so far. We've also started giving you formula on occasion - the first time we popped open the can, it was like the thing contained the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, such was the rejoicing and heavenly chorus that ensued when we realized how easy it was to drop three scoops of powder into six ounces of water. So even though the stuff may be priced like it's made of ground-up centaur horn, you're enjoying it, growing, and taking it from anyone who will give it to you.

You did, however, fail to acknowledge the deliciousness that is a double-chocolate Milano:

We're willing to overlook that in light of the revelation that our traveling genes have passed along to you. When we took the 300-mile trip to New Jersey at the beginning of the month, we made a point of waking you up at the midway point to ensure you didn't suddenly become hungry in the middle of the Tappan Zee Bridge (not too many pulloffs on the bridge, you realize). But I have the feeling that if we hadn't rousted you from your sleep to feed in southern Connecticut, you may well have slept the whole darn way to the Garden State. So combine Daddy's traveling genes with Mommy's sleeping genes, and you get a very pleasant car ride. Even if we were a little alarmed at just how far your head could droop forward - I'd swear you were trying to bite your own toenails. Once you got to Jersey, the sleeping continued - crouching Carly, hidden diaper:

For the most part, though, this month has been about you being awake, responsive and more expressive than ever. Two more pictures for posterity - first, Mommy's favorite picture of the two of us:

And finally, a family portrait - all of us playing in the gym together!

Now to enjoy your last month at home with Mommy before the next adventure begins - day care! Thank you for being such a wonderful baby these two months. We're pinching ourselves every day: sleeping through the night at six weeks, no diaper rash, no colic, no allergies, very little crying. There isn't enough wood in this apartment to knock on, Beanie. Time to go outside and start pounding on every tree in the neighborhood.

Love,
Daddy

Lee Chen rocks

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Tonight we had a get-together at our place, and the food of choice was Chinese. All of the Chinese food places in our town are mediocre at best, so we usually drive 10-15 minutes to a place called Lee Chen. We placed the order about 45 minutes ahead of time since it was a rather large order (80 bucks worth of takeout!) and they said "Thanks, that'll be ready in about ten minutes". Wow. A half-hour later, I headed out the door to pick up the food. Pulled up to the restaurant, walked in, reached into my back pocket...and came up empty.

d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh

"Hello! Can I help you?"
"Um...yeah. I'm here to pick up an order, but I just realized I forgot my wallet."
"Oh. Do you at least have your driver's license or some kind of identification?"
"No, my whole wallet is at home."
"Hm. Let me check with the manager."
(she leaves and comes back with the manager)
"We can write down your license plate number for insurance."
"Well, actually, I can give you my credit card number if you want."
"All sixteen digits?"
"I shop online a LOT."
"Ok, write down your name and license plate number, and we'll take your credit card number."
"Okay. The number is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX."
"Expiration?"
"XX/XX."
"Home phone number, so we can prove you're you?"
"XXX-XXX-XXXX."
"And your wife's name?"
"Mrs. Dave." (name changed to protect the innocent."
(she dials)
"Hello, Mrs. Dave? Oh, good. We just wanted to remind you that your order is ready; nobody's come to pick it up yet. Oh wait, I think I just saw a car pull up. Thank you!"

So not only did they run my number and approve it for me without ID, but they called Mrs. Dave with a cover story so she wouldn't even know I'd forgotten my wallet. Of course, she was wondering how they knew her name, or that I even had a wife... But that's customer service for you. So if you're ever in the Lawrence, Mass area and want some good Chinese food, here's our plug for Lee Chen. Thirteen satisfied customers, one of whom is properly chagrined into not forgetting his wallet again...