October 2006 Archives

Nine years

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"Nine years? I don't remember it being nine years."

"I've got it right here in front of me...they have been together for nine years!"

October 30th, 1997. Our first date. Our first concert together. Of MANY.

Hard to believe I was a mere pup of 22 years, teaching Spanish in Maine, living in the middle of nowhere. Then our mutual friend Steve invited us to hang out before the show - we'd already bought tickets separately (VERY separately, it turns out...about 25 rows apart). And the rest has been...wonderful.

Woo!

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Just upgraded to MT 3.33, and I'm loving the new bells & whistles. The new look is courtesy of the farkin' awesome StyleCatcher plugin and the nifty designs at The Style Contest. Not that there were any doubts about it being someone else's code...my design skills are utilitarian and rudimentary at best...

Massawhatzit?

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At work, writing a document in Spanish. Document is set for Spanish spell-check and auto-correct. Document is a chapter about the Boston Tea Party.

I write: Massachusetts.

Word corrects: Massachussets.

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WHAT?!

Dymphna Davesdottir

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Last night we were walking out of "baby basics" class at the local hospital when we passed by a placard that mentioned a saint by a name I'd never heard before - Saint Dymphna. Since we're having trouble narrowing down the list of baby names for our little daughter-to-be, I immediately latched onto it. It's unique, it's cute, it's fun to say (Dymphna. Dymphna! Dymphnadymphnadymphna!) and, of course, it annoyed Mrs. Dave to no end (she's probably writing me an all-caps email right now).

Of course, she managed to have the last word - sending me this link. A girl whose mother died, whose father had the hots for her, who fled with her confessor, was hunted down and beheaded by her batshit loco father, and is known today as "the patron saint of insanity and mental illness professionals as well as incest victims, epileptics, runaways, and those suffering from mental illness."

Hm. Back to the drawing board.

Requests?!

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This weekend was a busy one even by our standards...Friday night I caught a show (or part of one, anyway) by one of our favorite local musicians, then Saturday morning it was up bright and early for a drive down to NJ so Mrs. Dave could do a work thing. Sunday morning we had breakfast with my mother-in-law before hopping back in the car and driving home so my brother Matt and I could have a belated birthday (or Christmas?) outing.

Some major holiday ago, I had the idea of offering him a pair of tickets to a show of his choice - I think I offered Radiohead, Coldplay, Dane Cook or Brian Regan as ideas but the Radiohead show had already happened, Coldplay conflicted with something I couldn't miss, and neither Dane Cook nor Brian Regan were touring anywhere nearby at that time. So it kind of went by the wayside until Mrs. Dave got a notification that Brian Regan was coming by, and would I like to get a pair of tickets? Sure, go ahead and order them. I booked Matt for Sunday night and we were good to go.

Fast-forward a few months, I dig the tickets out, and it's only just before we head out to the show that Matt looks down and says "Hey...we're in row A." I pull up a seating chart, which is irritatingly inconclusive, but figure the rows must go AA through ZZ before they get to A. We get to the venue, and lo and behold, A is row numero uno. We're off to the right, but if this were a Blue Man Group show, we would definitely be within "poncho distance". Not that Brian's act is particularly spittly, but I can't remember the last time I had absolute front row seats to anything without anyone in front of us. Thanks Mrs. Dave!

His act, as described in the early days of vg.net, is completely clean, but side-splittingly funny. It's not just the jokes, but the timing, the facial expressions, the willingness to effectively spaz out on stage as part of the routine, and only over-the-top in the sense that it contributes to the joke. And for the most part, it was completely new material except for a couple of one- or two-minute bits. That is, until the encore.

Well, first of all, I can't say I remember a comedian being called out for an encore before. But what made this encore especially odd was that the crowd immediately started yelling out their favorite bit names - "You too!" "Snow cone!" "Spider web!" "Pop tarts!" - and not only did he actually DO them, but they may have been funnier than the rest of his routine. Now, I can see taking requests at a concert, because even if you've heard a song before, there's always somewhere a musician can take it - a little lick or solo or some improvised lyrics. But a joke is really carefully constructed for maximum impact...and here's the thing: if you've heard it, you know the punch line. It really shouldn't be as funny hearing it the second or third time around because supposedly, your funny bone gets a bit numb to being tickled the same way. So the fact that everyone was howling louder during the encore is really a testament to how his delivery and timing is nearly as funny as the joke and material itself. Basically, if you have a funny bone and a few bucks to spend, seeing Brian Regan is still money well spent - even if you've heard the routine before.