Mental note: When moisturizing hands after washing hands after going to the company bathroom, make sure to open door of said bathroom first. Hand lotion makes it very difficult to operate doorknob of said door of said bathroom.
Mental something: Boss calls secretary's desk. Secretary is in bathroom. Phone rings seven times. Boss hangs up. Boss calls one of my co-workers. He says "ok", walks over to the printer and brings her the two most recently-printed sheets of paper. If it weren't so painful to do, I would be tearing my hair out right now.
My sympathies - I have a boss like that, too.
Since there's only the office assistant and myself left, technically, I'm the boss right now so maybe I should try that.